Top Ten (10) Ways To Find A Wife According To The Bible
I came across this on Logan’s Blog and with his permission wanted to share it with ya. Hilarious!
Here it is folks:
10. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. – (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
9. Find a prostitute and marry her. – (Hosea 1:1-3)
8. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
7. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. – Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
6. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. – Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)
5. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep.-Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)
4. Kill any husband and take his wife. -David (2 Samuel 11)
3. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter for a wife -David (I Samuel 18:27)
2. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you’ll definitely find someone. -Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)
1. Don’t be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. – Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)
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Now what about finding a husband?
We Women of God do not look for a husband, the Word says that it’s HE who finds a wife finds a good thing and much favor from the Lord…I do realize that it is not easy, but you Godly ladies just rely on the Lord, and know that the Lord IS our Husband, and that He knows your heart and will bring that blessed Man of God to you….Seek first His Kingdom and His Righteousness and ALL these things shall be added unto you, your desires count too, and it is God’s will to give us a Hope and Future…sooooo may God bless you with relief when you feel the pressures of this world, and that you would take the way of escape when you are tempted…God keep you Holy and set apart for His good purpose and pleasure! God bless you…Be encouraged, both men and women of God alike…and please don’t become unequally yoked either…Been there done that for real! Because of Who He IS….we Can do all things through Christ who strengthens us.
Those are some pretty dire options,
What about the new testament lol…
But 5=Grace said it all
God Bless & Shine On
this dude is an idiot… and this is supposed to be funny
You know John you need to really know before you can knock. But I will tell you because you came to this site and took the time to read these blogs tells me that you are seeking something more in your life. I will tell you that Jesus is steady knocking at your door and waiting for you to answer. I was in your shoes once and now that I allowed Jesus into my heart he has done wonders beyond my wildest dreams or desires could ever imagine. God Bless you Sir and I hope that you find Jesus.
Good word 5=grace you stay encouraged and keep speaking the truth.